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Ain’t no moral to this story at all

It’s a new world. The one where you didn’t die. But you still can’t see me. You can’t know who I am while you are alive. But it’s me that’s moving. The river can wash me away if I stand in the right place. I don’t have to do any of this any more. I can go. I thought that *I* was almost done, that *I* could go away. Now everything has changed. The world is still heading towards the grim meathook future, but its because everyone wants it to. There is no They who are getting away with it. It’s everyone who is in love with despair and complaining and worry. They are the ones taking this world away. Because it can change if you want it badly enough. I’ve seen it. It doesn’t have to be this way, but all the despair has such a strong gravitational pull, more and more paths are pulled through that one tunnel. I wish they could see it, the strands circling, the nodes where moments intersect, the path breaking away from the car crash, the path where the finger slides off the button.

And that’s how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club every night of the week

I’m pleased to announce that House of Whack will be funded by the DEA, who settled out of court.

The incident has been reported to their internal affairs division, so some actual good might come out of it.

Don’t do drugs, kids!

Freakishly Realistic Dream

I always have the weirdest, most intense dreams when I wake up for a bit in the middle of the night and then try to go back asleep. I awoke at 4 and didn’t really get back to sleep until around 6 or so. What made this dream so realistic, I think, was the fact that I was dreaming inside of the dream and then woke up.

The dream inside the dream was a full-sensory, super realistic sexual dream. I really thought I was having sex. But then I woke up into this other dream where I was in a new apartment. I was really freaked out by the sex dream and was really disoriented. I kept seeing this strange pattern,a network of black, shattered lines against bright white. It is something I could probably make in Photoshop. In the dream, I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror and saw the pattern in the veins in my right eye. It was bloodshot, but just in one spot, like a blemish on my eye. Then the pattern glowed out of my chest, like there was a flashlight under my skin projecting it. It throbbed out of my forehead too. As I moved through the apartment, the pattern shone out from the dark corners. I looked out the window and tree branches against the moon formed the pattern. I went outside to get some air. I saw the pattern in the shrubs backlit by low lamps.


Back inside the apartment, I got hungry so went to check the fridge. It was loaded with food. Then I remembered that a bunch of people had been there earlier today while I was gone at work or school or whatever I did in the dream. I grabbed some pizza and began eating as I walked around the new apartment. It was actually a small house. The details of everything were so fleshed out. Two of the rooms looked like they were under construction, with piles of debris in the center. I heard something in another room, so I went to investigate. The floor was covered with mice and ants. My cats were flipping out, chasing the mice around. Three of the mice were balanced on each other’s shoulders, doing some kind of circus trick, when Kallista leapt at them, spinning in midair to grab the top one and run off with it. Moriarty was trying to swallow one whole. The scene was so incredible that I had to get a picture of it. I found my cell phone on the kitchen counter, but when I flipped it open, I realized it was someone else’s phone.

Then I remembered that I was sharing the house with someone else. The shadowy house suddenly grew light and began to populate itself with the family I was staying with. Eddie Cibrian, an actor from a movie I watched last night, walked in and began to chastize me for leaving the kitchen in such a messy state. All of his (I can’t remember the word for really fancy food) had grown a thick mold over it because I had left it out on the counter. I tried to explain that it had been the people here before and that I hadn’t had time to clean the house yet. Later I startled his wife who still wasn’t used to me living there. I kept referring to Eddie as “Russell,” his character on “Invasion.”

And that’s all I remember.

Radio Silence

I go through phases of wanting to blog and then not doing it for a while. I don’t *have* to write about everything that is going on with me. Sometimes I want to process things another way. This blog is not a reliable news source. It respresents pages of a diary that fell out of my head while I was asleep.

Let’s Get a Taco

Maybe the reason I have been lacking in energy and feeling so down is *because* I haven’t been eating meat. So maybe I haven’t felt the same since I stopped, I’m actually worse off. I think I’m going to head over to the Frontier and get a taco. I have a feeling it will be the best taco I’ve ever had.

The Soundtrack Continues

Solitary Shell
– Dream Theater

He seemed no different from the rest
Just a healthy normal boy
His mama always did her best
And he was daddy’s pride and joy

He learned to walk and talk on time
But never cared much to be held
and steadily he would decline
Into his solitary shell

As a boy he was considered somewhat odd
Kept to himself most of the time
He would daydream in and out of his own world
but in every other way he was fine

He’s a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell

A temporary catatonic
Madman on occasion
When will he break out
Of his solitary shell

He struggled to get through his day
He was helplessly behind
He poured himself onto the page
Writing for hours at a time

As a man he was a danger to himself
Fearful and sad most of the time
He was drifting in and out of sanity
But in every other way he was fine

He’s a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell

A momentary maniac
With casual delusions
When will he be let out
Of his solitary shell

Must Love Reservoir Dogs

“I love to laugh.” Who doesn’t? I mean, who says “Oh, I just hate it when something is so amusing that I have an unsolicited laughter response, an involuntary tightening of my abdomen coupled with a repeated vocal exclamation.”

Soundtrack for today

Catapult
– Counting Crows

All of a sudden she disappears
Just yesterday she was here
Somebody tell me if I am sleeping
Someone should be with me here
Cause I don’t wanna be alone

I wanna be the knife that cuts into my hand
And I wanna be scattered from here in this catapult
What a big baby won’t somebody save me please
You won’t find nobody home

All of these quiet battered voices
Wait for the hunger to come
We got little revolvers and stupid choices
And no one to say when we’re done
Well I don’t wanna bring you down

I wanna be the light that burns out your eyes
Cause I know there’s little things about me
That would sing in the silence of so much rejection
In every connection I make
I can’t find nobody home

I wanna be the last thing that you hear when you’re falling asleep….

Vegetables are your friends

A couple weeks ago, a conversation put it into my head to see what it would be like to go without meat for a while. I wanted to 1. See if it affected the way I felt (some of you know of my digestive peculiarities) and 2. Just see if I could do it.

Surprisingly, I found that I could go without meat cold turkey (I swear I did not intend that) and had no cravings or anything of the kind. In fact, when preparing some chicken soup for a friend, I felt simultaneously drawn and repelled by the meat.

It’s been over two weeks now, and I don’t feel anything other than inconvenience when I have to eat out somewhere. I don’t feel better or worse, so it seems like a zero net change. I’m going to give it a few more weeks.

By the way, Amy’s American-style soy burgers are fantastic.

MySpace Musing #89

It is astonishing how many fake/pornbot profiles have tons of friends on MySpace. What are those people thinking? Do they really believe the person is real? Of course she isn’t “hitting you back,” idiot, she’s a MySpace idoru. I’m tempted to start a page of fake profiles, detailing the glaringly obvious clues that indicate the person isn’t real. But who am I to strip people of their illusions?